Cat haiku

hai·ku [HAHY-koo] noun  a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

cat haiku a haiku invoking an aspect of the nature or personality of the domestic cat, Felis catus, and written from his or her perspective.

Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow’s taken.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I’ll crap on the floor.

We’re almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

Oriental rugs
A basket of clean laundry
Places to be sick.

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